Elephant Medley

I’ll be professing my passionate love in front of the whole office. A la Moulin Rouge style.

No, seriously. Except I won’t be Nicole, I would be Ewan!

We have to cross-dress for our office year-end party this Thursday. So James would be Nicole and I would be Ewan.

Except I cannot sing and James attended Julliard’s for music!!!!! (How he ended up being a healthcare PR consultant I don’t know).

Get this: Ewan’s got the harder part. I tried my best to convince James that I should still sing Nicole’s part and he Ewan’s because then it would be the girl trying to get the guy and it would be really funny but he is not relenting.

I am SO going to burst out laughing. I don’t think I can look at James straight-faced since he would be wearing fake boobs without a bra he says. I’ll try not to look at his chest.

The stake for this performance: SGD600 for the winning team. I don’t hope to win but James is quite competitive and I am feeling the pressure.

Here goes.

Ewan:
Love is a many splendored thing
Love lifts us up where we belong
All you need is love

Nicole:Please don't start that again
Ewan:All you need is love
Nicole:A girl has got to eat
Ewan:All you need is love
Nicole:She'll end up on the street
Nicole:Uhh
Ewan:All you need is love
Nicole:Love is just a game
Ewan:I was made for loving you baby
You were made for loving me
Nicole:The only way of loving me baby
Is to pay a lovely fee
Ewan:Just one night
Give me just one night
Nicole:There's no way
Cause you can't pay
Ewan:In the name of love
One night in the name of love
Nicole:You crazy fool
I won't give in to you
Ewan:Don't leave me this way
I can't survive without your sweet love
Oh baby don't leave me this way
Nicole:You think that people would have enough of silly love songs
Ewan:I look around me and I see it isn't so, oh no
Nicole:Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs
Ewan:Well what's wrong with thatI
like to know
Cause here I go again
Ewan:Love lifts us up where we belong
Where the eagles fly
On a mountain high
Nicole:Love makes us act like we are fools
Throw our lives away
For one happy day
Ewan:We can be heroes
Just for one day
Nicole:You, you will be mean
Ewan:No I won't
Nicole:And I, I'll drink all the time
Ewan:We should be lovers
Nicole:We can't do that
Ewan:We should be lovers
And that's a fact
Nicole:No nothing would keep us together
Ewan:We could steal time
Ewan & Nicole:Just for one day
We can be heroes
Forever and ever
We can be heroes
Forever and ever
We can be heroes
Ewan:Just because I, and I will always love you
Nicole:I only can't help
Ewan & Nicole:Loving You
Nicole:How wonderful life is now
Ewan and Nicole:You're in the world

*applause please*