Nicholas John Thomson

Once upon a time there was a little five year old Chinese boy who was really cute. He wondered why it is that he didn't have an English name like some of his other friends. He decided to give himself one except he didn't know that many English names. So he amalgamated the few he could find from his elder sister's books and a TV show.

Thus he proclaimed himself Nicholas John Thomson because since there are three syllables in a Chinese name, there ought to be three names for an English name, too!

How clever, hor?