Capitalist test

J: You are crazy!
N: No, I am Marxist.
J: …[Wha-at?]
N: Marx said you are either the owner of the means of production or you are the means of production. I agree.
J: [laughs while rolling on the floor- yahoo messenger]
N: So it is preferable for you to be the owner of the means of production. Which implies you need to hire people to work for you.
J: You know how @#$% difficult it is to hire??
N: There in lies your problem.

It’s not easy being Marxist…